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Elvis Stojko

To win a silver medal at all
Is impressive
To do it when facing agony
Is heroic
There is no better skater to wear warrior costumes

He can jump, he can skate
He can point and grimace and shake
Always bragging 'bout the quad
Now having problems with his bod
life is so unfair

Stocky, husky, big, and bulky
Martial arts on ice is tacky
Why don't you try hockey?

Went to Olympics
To win gold medal but groin
Hurt. Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch

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