Rudy, you beauty, you move like a dream;
Your jumps and spins thrill me and make my eyes gleam;
But lately your costumes are making me frown --
For pity's sake, Rudy, don't dress like a clown!
A sailor, a Brady, there's no debate
Ungraceful and crazy, again and again
But when we have to watch you skate,
Why must we know that you like men?
"To Rudy Galindo"
So you say you're gay?
It is not such a big deal.
All male skaters are!