Tonya Harding, Tonya Harding,
you would never catch her farting!
She'd never commit a crime,
not even for a rare, ancient dime.
If you think she'd want to hurt someone,
my-oh-my, you're a dumb one!
Triple axel, she can do,
the second women to do it, so, poo-poo!
Some of you might think that she's chubby,
but she's skinnier than a Teletubbie!
What I really want to say,
is that Tonya Harding makes my day!
- Yum Ling Ling